Post by stelera on Sept 27, 2008 2:33:54 GMT -5
I'm on;y gonna say this once so read it well...
I'm not going to duel-narrate this post because it would take too long to generate the bightingly abrasive and contrasting personalities I have formed for Ino and Deidara and it's like 2:00 int the morning...
So as you may or may not be aware (some more than others) I hade to delete and re-create my account here on the gewd old ASTL '09 forum... Incase you all were wondering why thisis, all the blame rests officially on the shoulders of Captain Aura, Konan and Pein...
lets start at the beginning shal we?
Captain Aura and I took a trip to Wal-to-Wal-Mart to buy some duck tape and a new bedsheet... (I'll let your imagenation roam on that one) and we were in L and Deidara cosplay (minus one Akatsuki cloak and plus one pair of flip flops... lol) but we magically had a camara and took some... less than clean... pictures with an oily cukumber (I can't spell... so sue me!!!)... IDK why oily... it just was... and Captain Aura being the Wicked Slap she is... made a music video out of it and put it on youtube...
then thinking 'my parents never check my websight... the'll never look at this' I posted it on my websight... about a week later... my dad checked my websight... needless to say my parents were thuroly disgusted (again... spelling=error404 file not found fail source) and thought we were gonna sex up some veggies or something... So I was like unable to get online for quite a while after that...
but that's not all there is though... I still have to pin this to Konan and Pein-Sama
So Konan and Pein were IMing eachother... and apparently (I wasn't there... but this is the side of the story I herd form Konan) Pein was being perverted and asking questions that had previously only been asked up at the lake druing a nice game of "Hi Ho Cherry-O" (Hi Ho Cherry-O is a small childrens "cherry picking game" where a child spins a dile to determine how many cherrys they get to pick off their tree... it is played with little plastic cherrys... but this bored my friends and I... so we crossed it with truth or dare and pennies to make it a bit more interesting) so anyway... Konan IMs me about how Pein is... and I quote... "Getting Sexual" (called you out on that one Pein-Sama you ero)... however... no matter how many hints I dropped... eg "Pein who?" etc. Konan did not get the fact that my mom was hovering over my shoulder the whole time...
and thus my parents came to the conclution that all my friends are whores who sex veggies and 20 year oles with a crap tone of fake pearcings (no offense ment there Pein-Sama)
and thus, fearing a rade on my computer after my mom accused me of "being involved in things" (seriously! WTF???) I had my friends delete an interesting total of 5 interweb accounts!!! this included...
however... I miss judged my parents wrathability... and no rade ever came... as a matter of fact as soon as the youtube vid was deleted the whole thing became a twisted memory and was never brought up again... my parents love my friends again... but it still made me emo for about 3 days... and I wrote emo poetry for Captain Aura... it took up 3 pages in my math notebook too...
and that's the tale I have to tell to you... just remember... oppinions are like assholes... everyone has one... but if you think my facts are wrong then F*** YOUR OPPINION!!!
ok... I'm done now...
I'm not going to duel-narrate this post because it would take too long to generate the bightingly abrasive and contrasting personalities I have formed for Ino and Deidara and it's like 2:00 int the morning...
So as you may or may not be aware (some more than others) I hade to delete and re-create my account here on the gewd old ASTL '09 forum... Incase you all were wondering why thisis, all the blame rests officially on the shoulders of Captain Aura, Konan and Pein...
lets start at the beginning shal we?
Captain Aura and I took a trip to Wal-to-Wal-Mart to buy some duck tape and a new bedsheet... (I'll let your imagenation roam on that one) and we were in L and Deidara cosplay (minus one Akatsuki cloak and plus one pair of flip flops... lol) but we magically had a camara and took some... less than clean... pictures with an oily cukumber (I can't spell... so sue me!!!)... IDK why oily... it just was... and Captain Aura being the Wicked Slap she is... made a music video out of it and put it on youtube...
then thinking 'my parents never check my websight... the'll never look at this' I posted it on my websight... about a week later... my dad checked my websight... needless to say my parents were thuroly disgusted (again... spelling=error404 file not found fail source) and thought we were gonna sex up some veggies or something... So I was like unable to get online for quite a while after that...
but that's not all there is though... I still have to pin this to Konan and Pein-Sama
So Konan and Pein were IMing eachother... and apparently (I wasn't there... but this is the side of the story I herd form Konan) Pein was being perverted and asking questions that had previously only been asked up at the lake druing a nice game of "Hi Ho Cherry-O" (Hi Ho Cherry-O is a small childrens "cherry picking game" where a child spins a dile to determine how many cherrys they get to pick off their tree... it is played with little plastic cherrys... but this bored my friends and I... so we crossed it with truth or dare and pennies to make it a bit more interesting) so anyway... Konan IMs me about how Pein is... and I quote... "Getting Sexual" (called you out on that one Pein-Sama you ero)... however... no matter how many hints I dropped... eg "Pein who?" etc. Konan did not get the fact that my mom was hovering over my shoulder the whole time...
and thus my parents came to the conclution that all my friends are whores who sex veggies and 20 year oles with a crap tone of fake pearcings (no offense ment there Pein-Sama)
and thus, fearing a rade on my computer after my mom accused me of "being involved in things" (seriously! WTF???) I had my friends delete an interesting total of 5 interweb accounts!!! this included...
however... I miss judged my parents wrathability... and no rade ever came... as a matter of fact as soon as the youtube vid was deleted the whole thing became a twisted memory and was never brought up again... my parents love my friends again... but it still made me emo for about 3 days... and I wrote emo poetry for Captain Aura... it took up 3 pages in my math notebook too...
and that's the tale I have to tell to you... just remember... oppinions are like assholes... everyone has one... but if you think my facts are wrong then F*** YOUR OPPINION!!!
ok... I'm done now...
