favorite anime/manga quote

[ducky]

"Dog huh?" *stares at puppy* I LOVE DOGS!!!!!!! -Roy Mustang
"Really? You mean it?" -Fury
"Of course! Dogs embody loyalyl! They follow their masters commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and don't even complain or ever once beg for a paycheck! Trust me Fuery, they're the great servants of MAN! LOYAL CANINES, HOW WE SOLUTE THEE!" -Roy


*kotetsu&izumostabsHidan* "That freakin' hurt!" -Hidan
"What?! Are you immortal or something?!" -Kotetsu
"No crap, sherlock!" -Hidan

people died when they are killed''
fate\stay night

"Somebody better explain this, or else there'll be a lot of explaining to do." - Cowboy Bebop
Urahara: Urgent! Meet us outside the Urahara shop immediately!
Ichigo: Ahhh! Who the hell contacts people like that?! This is like some TV crime scene message written in the victim's own blood! And it better not stain my wall! (Notices a P.S.) Hm? What now? A P.S.?
Urahara: P.S. If you're thinking this message is some written in the victim's own blood cliche from some TV show, then you obviously have no sense of humor.
Ichigo: Oh shut up!! (throws pillow at the message on the wall)

[kami-kame]

i know this is just from a fanfiction but still...
“Kakarot, you smell like…bacon…”

[kami-kame]

new fvorite from FMA

"Power of telepathy convieniently awaken withing me"
"Elric telepathy!"
"Recieve my signal little brother!"

[kami-kame]

another, FMA volume thirteen
Ed's just stepping out of the shower in the Military bathrooms and starts arguing with Al

ed: "Well if yuo'd seen your skinny little butt you'd feel the same way"
al: "Brother, please, put some underware on(military issued), i still have that little girl in my armor"
ed: *freak out* *man-scream*
guard runs in: "whats going on in here?"
ed: um... uh.. nothing, i just uh... slipped... yeah... on that bar of soap"
gaurd: "well geeze, stop acting like your in a manga"

[kami-kame]

"oh, i see it now, your that half-naked crak-pot"

just guess

[kami-kame]

more stuuf that sounds bad taken out of context
"i guess i just got luky today"
"stop analyzing me"
"understanding bum"
"then i'll just have to force my way in"
(Edward to Mustang)

[kami-kame]

more ichigo
"understanding bum"
"amazing bum"

[kami-kame]

*ichigo with mod-soul staring at Orihime's boobs*

"WHOO-HOO SUPERSIZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Vizard Urahara]

Kon (the modsoul that goes into Ichigo): "Nice Angle" (Its when Ruikia or Rangiku are standing on him.)

[kami-kame]

... wee are sorry for any loss of life caused by ourb absence

[kami-kame]

*kon is running along, notices bleeding soul reaper*

"whoa, that guy looks like he's leeking"

[kami-kame]

"live well, grow old well, grow bald well"

[kami-kame]

“So, Hajime? I’m going to be the best grandfather you ever had! We’re going to go fishing together, watch movies, wash the car, go ice skating, read dirty magazines —”

[kami-kame]

"is that just a fancy way of saying your gonna kik our asses?"

[kami-kame]

alphonse (when asked about hopes and dreams for the future, and what he wanted to do when he got his body bak)

"i want to eat an apple pie"