The Store game

[thetricky]

Game is played like so. A person describes a store(really really weird) for the other person who is about to walk into it and start it off like so.
You walk into a store...Then you describe the store for them, Then with a follow up after you describe the store ask What are they selling? They being the store. Before describing a store of your own you must answer the previous post with an answer to the other persons store and must start off the answer like so What are they are selling.... Just give a random answer. Then after answering you need to describe your own store. and remember make it really weird.

example.

Air Brushes(answering previous post)

You walk into a store and all you see is a vate of blood. What are they are selling (describing a new store)

[thetricky]

since I can't post to a previous post I'll start.

You walk into a store And Paul Blart is covered in pudding and playing DDR. What are they are selling?

[Mina]

Prostitutes and dance lessons.

You walk into a store and see crazy, creepy looking dogs, a fat man chanting some kind of prayer, and a giant, sad-looking but still creepy man/thing coming out of the wall. What are they selling?

(All I can think of is Silent Hill, forgive me.)

[Gail Michell [Bombshell]]

Diet plans

you walk into a store and you see a rastafari [google it] and a white catholic priest playing thumb war. What are they selling?

[try not to be racists XD]

[Vizard Urahara]

Bowling Balls

You walk into a store with a Haruhi Cosplayer eatting icecream with a Konata cosplayer. What are they selling?

[kami-kame]

anime hookers

you walk in to a store that is aparently empty, what are they selling?

[newcastleepl]

Portals to different dimensions.

You walk into a store filled with fish, what are they selling?

[Mina]

Chicken.

You walk into a store and see Dr. Mario pelting Link and Ness with pills. What are they selling?

[thetricky]

bob marley hair

You walk into a store and see L fighting over the last pice of chocolate. What are they selling?

[kami-kame]

L

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what are they selling

[Mina]

Porn?

You walk into a store and see Captain Hammer fighting the Purple Pimp. What are they selling?

[newcastleepl]

Death Rays.

You walk into a store and see a gathering of Shakespearean witches. What are they selling?

[FireFox Kyo]

"How to keep the priest away from your son" self help books

You walk into to a store and you see a short black man with richard simons shorts, a ghetto verison of jesus, and the reanimated corpse of hitler playing limbo. What are they selling??

[thetricky]

What little tread britney spears has left.

You walk into to a store and you get hit by Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white, And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight, And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan

What are they selling?

[FireFox Kyo]

Transsexual Chuck Noris Dolls with kung fu action!

You walk into to a store and you see a hiphop concert and the crowd is full of people in furry suits

What are they selling?