Random Movie Quote Generator

[kami-kame]

my results:

I am not a yaoi! I am a human being. I am a man.

I see dead Daxter.

Houston, we have a hillbillies.

I am serious ... and don't call me Yaoi.

One otaku's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
too true

E.T. phone manga.

I'll be OMFG!!!!.

Love means never having to say you're Blak Jesus.

That's no moon. It's a WTF?.

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my god.

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty god!

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!? We ain't got no THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! We don't need no THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! I don't have to show you any stinking THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

[kami-kame]

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to jesus.

[kami-kame]

I'm FAIL! I'm FAIL!

[kami-kame]

Madness? This is FAIL!

[mimiruparachan]

Thus, if this ends badly I shall have your computer.

[Findabarr]

Quoth the Yaoi Nevermore, MF!!!

[Snow_Storm]

Get ready for the world's least funniest movie quote of all time! (Reason being why it sucks because I just took a infamous racist slur quote from a very popular cult-hit movie and made it anime related and I also replaced Randal and Dante with two well known anime characters)

Haruhi: Since when did otaku suddenly become a slur?

Kyon: When ignorant anime bashers started saying it ten years ago!

Haruhi: Oh, bull****! My grandmother used to call me an otaku all the time when I was a
kid because I was into nothing but anime and Japanese culture!

Kyon: Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a slur! It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little weaboo!

Haruhi: Oh, it is not. Plus, my grandmother had nothing but the utmost respect for the Anime fandom community. When I was a kid she told me to always treat anime fans with the utmost respect, or they'd put the Wapanese curse on me.

Kyon: What the ****, man?

Haruhi: What?

Kyon: Wapanese a racial slur, too!

Haruhi: Oh, it is not.

Kyon: Yes, it is!

Haruhi: She never called any Anime Fans 'Wapanese', she just used to say Wapanese curse a lot. It was cute!

Kyon: It wasn't cute! It was racist!

Haruhi: I disagree, man, she was just an old timer, that's the way people talked back then! Didn't mean they were racist... Although my grandmother did refer to a broken beer bottle once as a ****** knife... You know, come to think of it, my grandmother was kind of a racist.

Kyon: You think?

Haruhi: Well,I still don't think Otaku should be considered a racial term. I mean, I've always used it to describe hardcore anime fans, not average anime fans in general! I think if we really tried, we could
re-claim it, and save it.

Kyon: It can't be saved, Randal! The sole purpose for its creation, the only reason it exists in the first place, is to disparage an entire fan base And even if it could be saved, you can't save it because you're not an anime fan !

Haruhi: Well listen to you! Telling me I can't do something because I like something from pop culture! You're the racist! I'm taking it back, you watch!
[customers enter]
Haruhi: Hey, what can I get for you, you little otaku?
[beat]
Randal Graves: Its cool, I'm taking it back.

100 cool points goes to the person who can figure out what movie I took this from...

[Gail Michell [Bombshell]]

alas, earwax

[oddsoul]

"Help! I'm rising and I can't fly!"